New Zealand with a Hobbit Botherer

New Zealand with a Hobbit Botherer

Author: John Gisby

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781411656444

Category: Humor

Page: 218

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What should you do if your spouse becomes addicted to the Lord of the Rings movies and swoons at the very mention of Orlando Bloom's name? (Thud. Quick, fetch the smelling salts.) How about taking the advice of a strange apparition that reveals itself in a dream? An apparition that looks remarkably like the director of the movies, Peter Jackson, but not quite remarkably enough to prompt legal action. An apparition that recommends touring New Zealand in an effort to prove that its sheep pastures aren't really filled by frolicking Hobbits. Just sheep and the occasional zorbing local. This is the hilarious tale of such a tour, featuring snow capped mountains and turquoise lakes, flightless birds and flying cattle, bungy jumping grannies and the carrot mafia, strange yellow eyes peering up from a road map and hotel receptionists always desperate to know win you are living.
New Zealand with a Hobbit Botherer
Language: en
Pages: 218
Authors: John Gisby
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2005-01-01 - Publisher: Lulu.com

What should you do if your spouse becomes addicted to the Lord of the Rings movies and swoons at the very mention of Orlando Bloom's name? (Thud. Quick, fetch the smelling salts.) How about taking the advice of a strange apparition that reveals itself in a dream? An apparition that
New Zealand
Language: en
Pages: 756
Authors: Charles Rawlings-Way, Brett Atkinson, Peter Dragicevich, Errol Hunt
Categories: Travel
Type: BOOK - Published: 2008 - Publisher:

Reviews the history, geography, and culture of New Zealand, describes tourist attractions in each region, and recommends hotels and restaurants.